So how come I feel so lonely when you're up getting down? Don't feel like dancin', dancin'...even if I find that there's nothing to do!

Dear Brain,

I love you, I really do. I think it's awesome how much information you can take in without spontaneously combusting. Amazing, really. HOWEVER, could you please not do your big thinking thoughts at night when I am trying to sleep? I appreciate that you love to think about the world, your family, the future, why we exist, etc. but if you don't let me get a little shut-eye now and then there is a distinct possibility that I will blow you entirely out of my head and put a end to all of this nonsense. PLEASE LET ME SLEEP!!

Love, CC

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Dear Jimmy Stewart,

Thank you for existing. You are wonderful. The end.

Love, CC

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Dear 2009,

You have promised change,

And I know you'll deliver.

One small request?

Could it be a change for the better?

Love, CC